| I'm not fat! |
[Mar. 29th, 2008|07:01 pm] |
I ran in the Trail Run today and finished it.
Ahead of Sissy even!
So suck it Jamie and Annie!
I ain't fat! |
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| I didn't do this |
[Oct. 23rd, 2007|07:18 pm] |
[email to Annie]
Annie,
Jamie told me what's going on. Hey, I didn't mean to piss you off. It's just that I do want you to attend the game with us. You're fun and he's a total ass when you aren't there. I even promise to hold Jay for you.
Just come down ok?
Will
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| Gotta say |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|09:26 pm] |
"ROCKY TOP, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE, POOR WHITE TRASH TO ME! FUCK YOU, ROCKY TOP! GO TO HELL TENNESSEE ... 41 - 17!!!"
Jamie!
You, Jay and Annie are coming to the LSU game right? We gotta kick some swamp trash ass! |
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| Go to hell |
[Aug. 18th, 2007|04:14 pm] |
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[email]
Annie,
You owe Sissy an apology.
Will
[/email]
[email]
Your wife can kiss my big ass Jamie. She made Sissy cry and called her a hick.
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| Seems it's not so great |
[Aug. 17th, 2007|04:07 pm] |
Hey ANNIE! Did you see the new rankings?
Seems your school lost out.
Here
Ha!
-Will |
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| My wedding |
[Jul. 17th, 2007|06:32 pm] |
[email]
Annie,
Who said you could be in my wedding? Maybe Big Al don't want you.
Will
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| Happy birthday |
[Jun. 24th, 2007|12:31 pm] |
Jamie, happy birthday. Call us later.
Love,
Mom and Dad |
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| Why UA is the greatest... |
[Apr. 30th, 2007|07:23 pm] |
"The University of Alabama is about more than classes, it's an experience that you'll treasure your entire life. Maybe it's the beauty of the Quad in the springtime. Or it could be hanging out in the tents on a football weekend ... scanning the sea of crimson & white for friends and family... Maybe it's the football games - finding a date, dressing up, trying to stomach a Beam and Coke at 10am after a long Friday night at Gallettes...or stopping and realizing when you're out with your best friends that these are the people that will one day be in your wedding. Soon we'll be making road trips TO Tuscaloosa instead of FROM it, joining OUR old college buddies: still dressing up for the games and still scanning the crowd for familiar faces. We'll look over into that students section and remember when..."
And soon Jay Sanders will be learning.
Take that Annie. |
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| postcard to Jay Sanders |
[Apr. 4th, 2007|10:18 pm] |
front
Back
THIS IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL!
You and Uncle Will will sit together and I'll teach you all about the University.
Don't listen to your mother. She just doesn't understand.
Uncle Will |
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| Just saying..... for Annie |
[Apr. 2nd, 2007|02:07 pm] |
The North has Bloomingdales, The South has Dollar General.
The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses.
The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives; The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last names; The South has double first names.
The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.
The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.
The North has green salads, The South has collard greens.
The North has lobsters, The South has crawfish.
The North has the rust belt; The South has the Bible Belt.
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .
In the South: --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store.
Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive.
Get used to hearing "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," as in "big'ol" truck or "big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
Be advised that "He needed killin." is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns. They are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER:
If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
Just for you Annie!
Big Willie |
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| Annie |
[Mar. 4th, 2007|09:57 am] |
Happy birthday.
We are both so sorry we can't be there for it.
Even Will sends his love.
Shannon and James |
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| Email to Jamie and Annie |
[Feb. 17th, 2007|03:54 pm] |
[email]
Dearest children,
The parade will be beautiful. It's lovely and not too cold here. Hopefully you two aren't freezing too much.
Everyone misses you. Annie, you'll have to send pictures down once Fish joins us. He'll be a baby Cat next year.
I'll call you guys later tonight after the parade.
Love,
Mom
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| Email to Jamie, BCC to Annie |
[Nov. 13th, 2006|09:16 pm] |
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[email]
James Sanders!
Don't you dare mistreat your wife.
You are in trouble with me.
Your mother.
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| A funny for my sons |
[Jul. 21st, 2006|09:46 am] |
NEWS FLASH! - Alabama's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Auburn University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
Gotta love them Tigers. |
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| Annie |
[May. 12th, 2006|03:31 pm] |
Dear Annie,
I am sorry for my bad behavior.
Please forgive me.
Will |
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| Nice post Jamie |
[May. 11th, 2006|09:59 pm] |
Who uses their initiation number as a password....
You've been punked bitch.
-Will |
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| JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!! |
[Apr. 25th, 2006|11:48 pm] |
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I hate your girlfriend. |
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| Yeah what he said |
[Apr. 25th, 2006|10:57 am] |
Mom's care packages rock.
Jess stole my cookies. |
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| Interesting |
[Apr. 20th, 2006|09:36 pm] |
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Jamie took us to Marcel's tonight.
I think they will be rolling me onto the plane. |
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